File your most unnecessary complaint. Your friends and the public get 24 hours to decide: GUILTY or INNOCENT.
✓ No login needed ✓ Completely fictional ✓ 24-hour jury
KEEP CALM AND TAKE A TOKEN
OFFICE HOURS 9:00 — NEVER
RECEPTION · COMPLAINTS NOT WELCOME
● PLEASE MAINTAIN UNNECESSARY SILENCE ● YOUR COMPLAINT IS EXTREMELY UNIMPORTANT TO US ● TOKEN NO. 404 IS CURRENTLY MISSING ● PLEASE MAINTAIN UNNECESSARY SILENCE ● YOUR COMPLAINT IS EXTREMELY UNIMPORTANT TO US ● TOKEN NO. 404 IS CURRENTLY MISSING
“Aapki dikkat. Hamara timepass.”
We do not judge your problems. The public does.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO?
Welcome, concerned citizen.
File an absurd case, send its link to your friends, and watch the jury deliver a verdict in 24 hours.
COUNTER 01 · CHOOSE YOUR DEPARTMENT
Kiski complaint karni hai?
Select the department for your perfectly unnecessary problem.
FORM DUC-01 · REGISTRATION COUNTER
File your useless case.
Case file karo, link friends ko bhejo. Aap khud judge nahi ban sakte.
APPLICATION RECEIVED
Case registered. Summon your friends!
Your vote is disallowed because you filed this case.
Cases are stored online. Public voting starts after manual approval.
PUBLIC JURY · COUNTER 404
People decide. Not AI.
Read silly cases, suggest a 35–55-word solution, and vote Guilty or Innocent. Results arrive after 24 hours.